Holy fuck. I need to practice my Chinese more.

It just dawned on me that when you don't speak a language for two years, you start to forget it.

Fucking damn. If I forgot Chinese my family would be so disappointed it isn't even funny. And they're dead. And... holy shit. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. I can't forget Chinese. If I forget Chinese my ancestors will come back from the grave and eat me. 

I don't even fucking lie. They will. Don't believe me? Chinese people are fucking apeshit. My mother will claw her way out of the ground and punch me in the throat. Because no baby of hers is going to forget her mother tongue. [I'm just speculating here, but Tarou always said mama was a little unorthodox. And very very very proud of her lineage. Hoooly shit.]

So. Who wants to learn Chinese and have conversations with me?

Tags: chinese, family, mother tongue, tarou
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