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Oxymorons? [zero.nine]
It is insanely weird to have someone tell you you've gotten so "big" when they stand at least a foot taller than you. How can you be "big" if compared to most people, you're tiny? But the last time we met, I was eight, so technically, he would remember me as smaller.

It's like, seeing something compared to something else, and that thing looks small. But if you saw it when it was smaller, and then again after it had grown, it looks... big? Compared to what it used to be. I'm not "big," but I'd be big compared to myself when I was eight. So, does that make me big or small?

Augh. I need to go throw things at my wall. Thinking hurts my brain.

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likes_fish From: [info]likes_fish Date: May 26th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC) (Link)
wow, if thinking hurts your brain that much, maybe you should just kill yourself.
bleeding_point From: [info]bleeding_point Date: May 26th, 2008 12:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Figure of speech. Don't you have anything better to do than tell random people to kill themselves?
likes_fish From: [info]likes_fish Date: May 26th, 2008 12:18 am (UTC) (Link)
not really.

are you sure that's a figure of speech? because there is something utterly wrong with you if the organ that evolved for thought is causing you pain when doing what is natural for it.

if you're not interested in killing yourself, how about just go back to not thinking. then maybe someone will do it for you 8D.
bleeding_point From: [info]bleeding_point Date: May 26th, 2008 12:40 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm wondering who the hell let you near the computer. I can't tell if you're just being a douchebag or if you're really too stupid to get the expression, but, I think someone needs to go back to Preschool.
likes_fish From: [info]likes_fish Date: May 26th, 2008 12:46 am (UTC) (Link)
see, there's a thing called public access.

i think so, too. mostly you. because it would take a preschooler to come up with the idea of putting a bunch of snakes in someone's apartment when that person actually has a strong liking for...god. what is it. oh...snakes.

i dunno, though, since i don't know many preschoolers.
bleeding_point From: [info]bleeding_point Date: May 26th, 2008 12:52 am (UTC) (Link)
That was actually Naruto's idea, so. I just came along for the ride. He's the one who broke into my house and demanded my company.

Though, Naruto ain't too far from a preschooler behaviourally, so I guess it makes sense.
likes_fish From: [info]likes_fish Date: May 26th, 2008 12:54 am (UTC) (Link)
even stupider since you went along wth it, then. you sheep from konoha are pretty bright, huh?
bleeding_point From: [info]bleeding_point Date: May 26th, 2008 01:30 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm not the one who interprets a figure of speech as physical truth.

Yeah, I suppose we Konohans are pretty lead-and-follow, with the occasional straggler every once in a while. At least we aren't traitors.
likes_fish From: [info]likes_fish Date: May 26th, 2008 01:34 am (UTC) (Link)
no, you just can't speak in a way that means what you say. tell me, what was it a figure of speech for, then?

at least we can think for ourselves. but no brains no headaches, huh? no wonder it was a figure of speech.
undid From: [info]undid Date: May 26th, 2008 05:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Who was it? Anyone I know...?
bleeding_point From: [info]bleeding_point Date: May 26th, 2008 09:06 am (UTC) (Link)
Could be. I'd be surprised, though. He's one of my father's old military friends. Hadn't seen him since before my father died.
undid From: [info]undid Date: May 27th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Sounds...random. Were you expecting him?
bleeding_point From: [info]bleeding_point Date: May 27th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC) (Link)
I was wandering around some of our old stomping grounds when we lived back in our old house, before dad died. He lived somewhat nearby, we ran into each other.
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