Tags: amusing, pointless, quiz, randomize
Current Mood: amused

Some little American child asked me if I ate cats today.  I hate tourists. 

Tags: asian stereotypes, cats, gaijin, tourists
Current Mood: annoyed

It is insanely weird to have someone tell you you've gotten so "big" when they stand at least a foot taller than you. How can you be "big" if compared to most people, you're tiny? But the last time we met, I was eight, so technically, he would remember me as smaller.

It's like, seeing something compared to something else, and that thing looks small. But if you saw it when it was smaller, and then again after it had grown, it looks... big? Compared to what it used to be. I'm not "big," but I'd be big compared to myself when I was eight. So, does that make me big or small?

Augh. I need to go throw things at my wall. Thinking hurts my brain.

Tags: big or small, my brain hurts, thinking
Current Location: Living room
Current Mood: thoughtful
Current Music: Mad as Rabbits [PatD]

Yeah yeah. Stop whining Naruto. I'm alive, happy now?

Apparently I've been dead and isolated from the world for the past month or so. I've been kinda occupied with work--I got a new job a few weeks ago, finally, and as an auto mechanic, of all things. I had no idea that I would be any good with machines. Thank heaven for male family members who have nothing better to do than explain random facts about fixing cars. I'm still in training, though, so I've been spending a lot of my time down at the garage observing the other workers.

Aside from that, training, sleeping, and eating have monopolized the rest of my time. Go figure.

So. Those of you who haven't been holed up and away from everyone. What's been going on around here while I was out?

Tags: awol, busy, training, work
Current Location: living room
Current Mood: blah

Holy fuck. I need to practice my Chinese more.

It just dawned on me that when you don't speak a language for two years, you start to forget it.

Fucking damn. If I forgot Chinese my family would be so disappointed it isn't even funny. And they're dead. And... holy shit. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. I can't forget Chinese. If I forget Chinese my ancestors will come back from the grave and eat me. 

I don't even fucking lie. They will. Don't believe me? Chinese people are fucking apeshit. My mother will claw her way out of the ground and punch me in the throat. Because no baby of hers is going to forget her mother tongue. [I'm just speculating here, but Tarou always said mama was a little unorthodox. And very very very proud of her lineage. Hoooly shit.]

So. Who wants to learn Chinese and have conversations with me?

Tags: chinese, family, mother tongue, tarou
Current Location: Living room
Current Mood: crushed

Guess who got fired today?

If you guessed me, then you'd be right.

Some asshat came into the store and tried to harass me. Well, I'll admit, I got a little carried away; I pulled a knife on him.

... Make that like, four knives.

Anyways. My boss threw a flying fit. Aaaand had me searched. Upon finding I had roughly one hundred weapons on my person, he wasted no time in kicking my sorry ass. I thought he was going to try and have me arrested--but thanks to the divine influence that is yakuza mind-control powers, I got off with only a few bruises on my pride and a lost job.

Of course. This means I am now unemployed. Who wants to pull some strings and find me something? Anyone?

Guess I know what I'm gonna be doing tomorrow. Job shopping--here I come. Fucking hell.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go blare annoying American boy band music and see how long it takes for Neji to snap and punch me in the throat.

Tags: damn i screwed up, job, the hell, weapons
Current Location: Living room
Current Mood: I AM SO /STUPID/
Current Music: I WALK A LONELY ROAD.

Someone needed to say it. 

That's all I have to say.

Tags: funny, george carlin, rape
Current Location: living room
Current Mood: amused

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Tags: beauty, femmenazi, stupid people, the hell, ugly, vagina
Current Location: Living room-- HI NEJI~ Sleep well?
Current Mood: frustrated
Current Music: None. I decided not to push it.

I just totally realized that soup and crackers taste really good together. I mean, I always knew before, but I never really noticed how good. 

... I shouldn't be allowed to cook at night. Or think, for that matter. 

And I think if I don't get off the computer and into bed Neji is going to throttle me, seeing as the computer is no more than two feet away from the pull-out couch.

Neji, I love you~? And remember, this is my house...

Tags: bed, computer, crackers, late night, neji, soup
Current Location: Living room! And Neji's glaring at me...
Current Mood: content
Current Music: None, it's like, four in the morning.

So my birthday's in six days. Brilliant. I'll be twenty. OLDER THAN NEJI HAHA. I'll be of legal drinking age! 'Course, legal or not, I still drink, so it's all rather non-committal. 

Speaking of pretty-eyes, apparently he's going to be staying with Lee and I until he finds a place of his own. I'm counting down the days until he loses his mental stability and kills us all. It will be very interesting, and I might want recorded evidence.

Anyone have a video camera?

Tags: birthday, drinking, lee, living space, mental instability, neji, video camera
Current Location: Living room
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Black or White - MJ [shut up all of you.]